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sir, are you not yourself a lover?
no! God forbid that I should meddle in that game.
Created on 2008-08-03 07:15:54 (#16277027), last updated 2009-11-20
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Basic Info| Name: | I say, all power to handstitched homoerotica! |
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| Birthdate: | 1990-04-22 |
| Location: | California, United States |
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handsomespeck: Nobody else will see it because it's got Nicolas Cage with weird hair, but trust me, it was so good.crystic: Actually, that would be the reason I WOULD see it.handsomespeck: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU PUT A STEAK BY YOUR BUTT THE TAPEWORM WILL COME OUT AND TRY TO EAT IT?handsomespeck: THEN YOU HIT IT WITH A HAMMER.crystic: I READ A STORY ABOUT THAT ONCE EXCEPT IT WAS A BANANA.handsomespeck: wtf is persuasion again?crystic: that jane austen film that doesn't have keira knightley in it and thus decreases my caring by about 392028 per cent."Kristina [REDACTED] was born in the middle of the ocean to a cattle rancher and a time-travelling cosmonaut, amidst the ravages of the Trans-Dimensional Astral Plane War of Earth Year 5057-b. After narrowly escaping death at the claws of Doctor Victor Von Eevil's futuresaurs, Kristina [REDACTED] was drafted by the Hard Corps paramilitary organization, her specialty being sniping and/or chicanery. Facing discrimination due to both her gender and her age (six days old at the time of recruitment), she escaped the barracks and made her way to the docks, where she spent three years arm wrestling returning naval crews, amassing a fortune of literally dozens of dollars by the time she was five years old."
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ambiguously gay duos, animation, best friends in love, castiel the derpiest angel, cities at night, criminal psychology, doodling, dracula gay gobbler, drawing, epic historical fiction, hoodies, los angeles, rdj in my pants, road trips, samfag, shenanigans, stupid boys in love, wanderlust
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